When PUAs Annoy

Here is a very simple method for getting rid of guys that try hitting on your girlfriend, wife, or date when you're with them:

"Hey man, where's your girlfriend tonight?"
Or
"Hey man, I bet your girlfriend is a total hottie, right?"

He has two choices:

A) He's a loser and doesn't have one
B) He says he's got a gf

If A... To your girl, "Oh, oh! We should set him up with one of your friends!" To the guy, "Here, give me your number and I'll give you a call sometime. We can double date! ... Cool. It was nice meeting you." (take the girl by the hand and walk away)

If B... "Ha! Check this guy out. He's a pimp. He's got his gf at home while he's out here spitting game. Play on playa!" (take the girl by the hand and walk away)